The Grimm Incident occurred in 1998 or 1999, when Psycho Andy was roleplaying with Emily Roeder and other friends, and was followed into the chatroom he was in by his cousin, Grimm, who, despite his good intentions, wasn't aware of all the policies and intricacies of the RhyDin game. The following happened, and is one of those legendary moments that if you were there, you'll never forget it:
(Key: Chibi Al is Psycho Andy's character, Alucard. MakoEyes13 was VeryEmily's character, Emukina. XNytWyndX was the co-owner of Alucard and Emukina's bar, Wynd. MarkNytshd was Emukina's then-boyfriend, Mark Nightshade)
XNytWyndX: hey hey!
Chibi Al: Hey!
MakoEyes13: ::comes in with Krymson at her ankles:: Hey!
MakoEyes13: ::chirps something that can't be made out::
Chibi Al: Whole family's here..
MakoEyes13: ::sits down at her usual bar stool::
Chibi Al: ::sits on the bar::
MakoEyes13: ::picks up Kry and puts him on the counter::
XNytWyndX: ::sits down at the bar::
Chibi Al: Hold on.. before we get too comfortable..
Chibi Al: ::stands up:: Group Hug!
OnlineHost: â€œMarkNytshdâ€ has entered the room.
MakoEyes13: ::grins and hugs both of them::
MarkNytshd: :: appears in a whirlwind of fire::
XNytWyndX: ::joins in the group hug::
Chibi Al: ::'gets lost' in the group hug::
MakoEyes13: ::pokes Al's stomach::
MarkNytshd: ::runs a hand through his short blond hair, his piercing green eyes scan the room::
MakoEyes13: You be nice to mun!
Chibi Al: Hehe.. sorry.
MakoEyes13: ::gets back comfy and sits down at the bar again::
Chibi Al: ::sits on the bar again:: Okay. Had to get that outta my system.
XNytWyndX: ::sits back down::
MakoEyes13: ::smiles to Mark and nods a hello::
MarkNytshd: ::nods to Emu:: hey
Chibi Al: Oh, yeah.. ::drops back behind the bar::
Chibi Al: ::lands on his feet, showing off::
MakoEyes13: ::looks after Al::
Chibi Al: Heh, sorry.. ::pops back up with a can in each hand::
Chibi Al: I owe each of you a..
Chibi Al: MYSTERY DRINK!!!
MakoEyes13: Dun dun dunn..
MarkNytshd: ::slumps against a wall silently::
Chibi Al: ::looks at Wynd::
MakoEyes13: ::motions Mark over with her:: No sleep still?
Chibi Al: Let's try this again..
Chibi Al: MYSTERY DRINK!!!
MakoEyes13: Dun dun dunn
XNytWyndX: oh yeah oh yeah.. eeeeeee-vile!
MarkNytshd: ...I cant even tell the difference between sleep and awakeness anymore..
Chibi Al: There ya go.
Chibi Al: ::pats her head, and hands her the can:: Good puppy.
MakoEyes13: ::laughs:: We're all trained..we can go on the road together
Chibi Al: ::tosses Mousse hers::
MakoEyes13: ::looks back at Mark as she catches::
XNytWyndX: ::takes the can::
MakoEyes13: ::opens it and looks down at it::
MakoEyes13: ::takes a sip:: Wynd you alright? You seem kinda quiet..
XNytWyndX: ::nods:: yeah, i'm fine..
MarkNytshd: ::looks at the gold locket around his neck::
Chibi Al: No you aren't..
XNytWyndX: i'm not?
MarkNytshd: ::drifts into thought::
Chibi Al: ::walks over to Wynd:: What's up?
Chibi Al: ::grabs himself a..
Chibi Al: MYSTERY DRINK!!!
XNytWyndX: i'm fine, really.
Chibi Al: along the way::
MakoEyes13: Dun dun dunn..
Chibi Al: You sure?
MakoEyes13: ((Now this is starting to sting. brb afk))
Chibi Al: Hm.. alright.
XNytWyndX: you don't believe me, do you?
Chibi Al: If you need to talk about anything, I'm here.
Chibi Al: You too, Mousse.
Chibi Al: Hey, if you say you're fine, then you're fine.
MakoEyes13: Thanks..if ya took notes on all the stuff I want to complain about, you could write a novel
Chibi Al: I'm not gonna push you either way.
Chibi Al: ((Wb.))
Chibi Al: I could write a novel about all the stuff I've been through..
MakoEyes13: ::downs half of her drink::
MakoEyes13: Life hasn't been goin' that well for me lately
OnlineHost: â€œMr Grimm95â€ has entered the room.
Chibi Al: No?
Chibi Al: What's been happening?
MakoEyes13: I'm hoping with everything i have that it'll get better..
MakoEyes13: Too much..
Mr Grimm95: U can't escape me HAWK!
Mr Grimm95: hehehehe
MakoEyes13: Couldn't explain it all tonight
Mr Grimm95: is this the comic book store?
MakoEyes13: ::looks at Grimm::
MakoEyes13: ((::laughs:: You're being stalked now ^_^))
Mr Grimm95: Do u guys sell appel pie?
Chibi Al: ((eek!))
Mr Grimm95: hey..quit looking at me
Chibi Al: um.. DO we sell apple pie?
Mr Grimm95: you do?
Mr Grimm95: cool
Mr Grimm95: I'll have a slice, please
MakoEyes13: Hey, you're the bartender..closest to a chef ::grins::
Chibi Al: I don't know to make pie!!
MakoEyes13: Wynd, how about you?
XNytWyndX: hey, i just poke the holes in people.. i don't bake pies..
Chibi Al: I can make cakes..
OnlineHost: â€œGothGrl139â€ has entered the room.
Mr Grimm95: I want apple pie, damnit!
MakoEyes13: I can cook
MakoEyes13: But I don't have any pie made now
Mr Grimm95: And I want this months issue of Amazing Spider-man
Chibi Al: You'd have to go to the comic store down the street for that.
Mr Grimm95: what is it..number 7 now? those fools started it over at issue 1
Chibi Al: But I think they're closed.
Mr Grimm95: damn Marvel fools
Mr Grimm95: closed??
Mr Grimm95: oh drat
Mr Grimm95: I'll just read this bar napkin
Chibi Al: Um.. okay.
MarkNytshd: ::continues to stare at the locket around his neck::
Chibi Al: ::looks at Wynd, and shrugs::
Mr Grimm95: ::Embrace your enemy with a loving grasp::
Mr Grimm95: what??? where do u get these things?
Mr Grimm95: last time i read one of your bar napkins
Chibi Al: I think our last ones said "Do not feed the otters."
MakoEyes13: Mark..are you alright?
Mr Grimm95: oh man..they're just not trying anymore
MakoEyes13: Was it in Latin too? ::to Al::
Chibi Al: ::snickers::
Chibi Al: "Suriosus furore suo punitar?" I don't think so..
Mr Grimm95: Hey, bartender, a couple of root bears for myself and the gentlemen over her named MakoEyes.
MarkNytshd: ::didnt seem to hear her::
Chibi Al: um.
Chibi Al: Grimm, two things..
Chibi Al: I'm the bartender.
Chibi Al: two:
Chibi Al: Mako Eyes isn't a guy.
Mr Grimm95: Mako is a chick?
Chibi Al: And she's taken, besides.
MakoEyes13: Name's Emukina, and I'm female.
Mr Grimm95: oh sh*t
Mr Grimm95: sorry
Chibi Al: But I'll get both of you root beers, anyways!
MakoEyes13: ::looks back at Mark::
Chibi Al: ::pours two mugs of root beer:: One for you, Mousse..
Chibi Al: And one for Grimmy.
Chibi Al: That's two gold.
Chibi Al: ::looks at Grimm::
MakoEyes13: Ole Grimmy pal, you're paying
Chibi Al: You ARE paying for both of 'em, right?
Mr Grimm95: Emukina..r u a relative of Okonkwo?
MakoEyes13: ::glares at Grimm again::
Mr Grimm95: let me finish, Hawk, I'll pay ya
Chibi Al: "Al."
OnlineHost: â€œLadeeJenâ€ has entered the room.
MarkNytshd: ::finally looks up, glancing around::
LadeeJen: ::looks around:
Mr Grimm95: who's AL?
LadeeJen: ::smiles:: evening everyone..
Chibi Al: About time you joined the rest of us in reality, Mark.
MakoEyes13: ::smiles and nods to Ladee::
LadeeJen: So...does anyone do tattoos here..?
Mr Grimm95: <<<
MakoEyes13: ::gently pulls Mark over with her::
Chibi Al: Want anything to drink?
MakoEyes13: Tattoo! ::drops her backpack at the word::
MarkNytshd: ::goes over to her::
Chibi Al: ((Grimm: About the 1300's in a mystical land called Rhydin.))
Chibi Al: ::looks at Wynd:: I love how everyone just assumes we do tattoos, too, don't you?
LadeeJen: WEll...see..I am looking everywhere ::sighs::
XNytWyndX: ::laughs:: i've noticed that..
MakoEyes13: Tha'd be me ::nods once and hops up::
LadeeJen: I went to a tattoo parlor..and they don't do them ::confused look::
LadeeJen: Go figure..
Mr Grimm95: Ekmuifna..or whatever....tell me..what be'th yout story?
Mr Grimm95: yout= your
MakoEyes13: ::looks at Grimm again::
Mr Grimm95: stop looking at me and answer, I say
MarkNytshd: ::looks to Grimm::
Mr Grimm95: ::glaring deep into her eyes::
MarkNytshd: .shut up...
Mr Grimm95: Bartender....give me another wet one.
MarkNytshd: ::slowly rests a hand on the hilt of his Masamune::
Chibi Al: You haven't even finished the first one.
Chibi Al: And, dammit, call me "al"
Mr Grimm95: Emukina!!!!
MakoEyes13: ::sees that Ladee left..::
Chibi Al: There goes another customer..
Mr Grimm95: Tell me who you are
Chibi Al: ::sits at his stool behind the bar::
MakoEyes13: She might be back
MarkNytshd: Grimm...she is my girlfriend...thats about all you need to know...
Mr Grimm95: why business have you in the land of Rhydin?
MakoEyes13: ::gets up and faces Grimm::
Mr Grimm95: ::smirks::
MarkNytshd: ::his eyes begin to flicker a faint red color::
Chibi Al: ::laughs:: Want some popcorn, Wynd?
Mr Grimm95: ::approuches closer tp Emukina::
MakoEyes13: Emukina Shidou age 14 forever birthdate april 9th born somewhere you haven't heard of
Mr Grimm95: tp = to
MakoEyes13: And if you wanna know my life story, sit down and take notes. It'll take a few days
Mr Grimm95: ::glares deep into her eyes::
MarkNytshd: ::his eyes slowly become a deeper shade of red:
Mr Grimm95: I think I know
MakoEyes13: And you know...I live here.
Mr Grimm95: ::turns to Mark::
XNytWyndX: ::laughs:: this is getting somewhat interesting, al..
MarkNytshd: ...back off Grimm...
Mr Grimm95: You have an interesting expression there, Mark
MarkNytshd: ....if you came here to piss me off, you're doing a good job of it...
Chibi Al: Yeah.. I didn't know Emukina had a last name..
MakoEyes13: ((::rolls on the floor laughing::))
Mr Grimm95: ::glares down at her::
XNytWyndX: what's with all the glaring?
Mr Grimm95: Get up, Emukina
MakoEyes13: ::is standing up::
Mr Grimm95: I have yet to deal with you, Mark, but the lady must come first.
MarkNytshd: ::unsheathes his Masamune:: since when do you give ehr orders..?
MakoEyes13: Mun's the one laughing..oh..nevermind
Chibi Al: ::shushes Wynd, holding back laughter::
Mr Grimm95: ::presses fingers together::
Mr Grimm95: ::wry Grimmace::
MarkNytshd: ::is about to snap...::
Mr Grimm95: Go ahead
Mr Grimm95: ::walks up to Mark::
XNytWyndX: ::stifles a laugh::
Mr Grimm95: Strike me.
MarkNytshd: ...you really picked a bad time to mess with me...
Chibi Al: ::hops out between everyone:: Hold on, guys..
Mr Grimm95: Your coward, strike me.
Mr Grimm95: I dare you.
Chibi Al: ::points to the rules sign:: It says "no fighting" up there.
Chibi Al: You can't actually hit each other, in here.
Mr Grimm95: Al, give me another root bear....I need some energy
Chibi Al: If you wanna fight, you'll have to take it outsi--Ah, hell. Kick each other's asses.
Mr Grimm95: Rules are meant to be broken.
MarkNytshd: ::turns his gaze to Al::...you expect me to stand for this...?
Chibi Al: ::goes back behind the bar, and tosses Grimm a can of root beer::
Mr Grimm95: This bar makes the perfect arena.
Mr Grimm95: What do u say, Mark?
Chibi Al: Nah. Kill him, Mark.
Mr Grimm95: He's a coward.
XNytWyndX: ::laughs:: this is pure entertainment..
Chibi Al: Just remember.. if anything's broken afterwards, I wanna get it paid for.
Chibi Al: In full.
Mr Grimm95: I'll pay
Mr Grimm95: with the blood shed from Mark.
Chibi Al: And there's a five dollar down payment from one party for fighting..
Mr Grimm95: COWARD!!!!
MakoEyes13: ::drags her mun outta IM land, calming her down from laughing at a letter::
MakoEyes13: ::punches Grimm::
OnlineHost: MakoEyes13 rolled 3 37-sided dice: 34 8 7
MakoEyes13: I'll pay
Mr Grimm95: YOU!
Mr Grimm95: ::reaches for Mark's neck::
Chibi Al: ::laughs::
MakoEyes13: ::hands Al 5 dollars::
Mr Grimm95: ::sqeezes::
MarkNytshd: ::cuts Grimms hand cleanly off::
OnlineHost: MarkNytshd rolled 2 68-sided dice: 4 27
Chibi Al: ::puts the money in the casheir:: Cha-ching!
Mr Grimm95: ::reveals true hand from inside coat::
Mr Grimm95: you cut off my fake arm
Chibi Al: ((Whoa.. talk about a typo. "cash register"))
Mr Grimm95: ::punches Mark in the face::
Mr Grimm95: fight you COWARD
Mr Grimm95: FIGHT
MarkNytshd: ((with what dice there buddy..?))
Mr Grimm95: fine...
Mr Grimm95: ::reaches for Emukina::
Chibi Al: ::thinks of Monty Python and the Holy Grail::
Mr Grimm95: I'll take it out on her
Mr Grimm95: ::devilish laugh::
MakoEyes13: ::shoves Grimm back::
OnlineHost: MakoEyes13 rolled 3 37-sided dice: 30 20 7
MarkNytshd: ::slashes Grimm cleanly across the torso::
MakoEyes13: Like hell you will
OnlineHost: MarkNytshd rolled 2 68-sided dice: 44 59
Mr Grimm95: You can't stop me
Mr Grimm95: Mark....you'll pay for that
Mr Grimm95: ::covers dripping blood::
MakoEyes13: ::steps back::
Mr Grimm95: ::reaches for sword::
XNytWyndX: ::shakes her head, laughing:: i can't take much more of this..
Mr Grimm95: ::swings at Mark::
Mr Grimm95: DIE
Mr Grimm95: DIE!!!!!
Mr Grimm95: BASTARD!!!
MarkNytshd: ...oh really..? :: casts "Starflare" on Grimm, hitting him with a shooting star::
Chibi Al: ::hears the microwave beep:: Ooh, Popcorn's ready!
OnlineHost: MarkNytshd rolled 2 68-sided dice: 62 36
Mr Grimm95: ::summons bahamut materia::
Chibi Al: ::gets a rilly big bowl, and empties the popcorn bag::
Mr Grimm95: Deal with my pet dragon
MarkNytshd: ((umm...I'll take it that you dont know what dice are...))
Mr Grimm95: ::dragon swoops down from sky::
Chibi Al: ((take it that way, Mark.))
Mr Grimm95: ::smashes through ceiling::
Mr Grimm95: I'll pay for the celing..don't worry
Chibi Al: Hey!! You're paying for that ceiling, buddy!!
XNytWyndX: pure comedy..
Mr Grimm95: ::sends a wall of flame on Mark::
MarkNytshd: ((well aparently someone is a newbie..))
Chibi Al: ::offers Wynd some popcorn::
MarkNytshd: ::laughs, as the flame only gives him energy::
Mr Grimm95: oh...fire magic eh?
XNytWyndX: ::laughs and takes a handful of popcorn::
Mr Grimm95: then I summon the ice goddess
Mr Grimm95: what will you do now?
MarkNytshd: ::kicks Grimm to newbieland::
OnlineHost: â€œMpLoVe45â€ has entered the room.
MarkNytshd: ((sorry...learn to RP then we'll talk Grimm..))
Chibi Al: ::chews on the popcorn like a cow:: I almost wanna jump into this..
Mr Grimm95: ::teleports::
MpLoVe45: ::walks in wearing a short black skirt and a tight white midriff shirt::
MarkNytshd: ::sheathes his Masamune::
XNytWyndX: i think it's funnier watching it..
Mr Grimm95: Mark.....go to hell..I'm tired of dealing with you
MarkNytshd: ...been there done that...
Mr Grimm95: My magic is far superior to yours.
Mr Grimm95: It is unfair if we continue.
Mr Grimm95: Besides...I still have to deal with Emukina
XNytWyndX: ::nods to mplove:: anything i can do for you?
MarkNytshd: sure it is buddy...::reaches out for the tiny IGNORE button::
Mr Grimm95: come her, doll, heheheheheheheh
MakoEyes13: ::looks at Grimm::
Chibi Al: Hey, Grimm.. you owe me four thousand gold..
MakoEyes13: What are you tryin' to do..?
MpLoVe45: ::smiles:: yeah I have to have my belly button repeirced
MarkNytshd: ((hes a newbie....))
Mr Grimm95: ::appruches Emukina::
Mr Grimm95: ::grabs her face and kiss her on the lips::
Chibi Al: Hey! You owe me four thousand gold pieces, man!
Mr Grimm95: kisses rather
MakoEyes13: ?! ::shoves him back::
MarkNytshd: ((and a moder might I add...))
XNytWyndX: ::stands up from her bar stool:: sure, have a seat and i'll pierce that for you..
MakoEyes13: What was that for?!
Mr Grimm95: I got want I wanted..hahahaha
Mr Grimm95: ::disappears::
Chibi Al: You put a hole in the ceiling the size of toledo!!
Chibi Al: HEY!!
Chibi Al: Gimme my money!
Mr Grimm95: ::reappears::
Mr Grimm95: Al, can I give you an IOU?
MpLoVe45: thanks ::sits::
Chibi Al: No!
XNytWyndX: ::takes out a new needle and a hoop::
MpLoVe45: ::watches a bunch of idiots argue::
Mr Grimm95: but I don't have enough gold
OnlineHost: â€œHyPeR4iTz7â€ has entered the room.
XNytWyndX: ::glances over at grimm and laughs::
Chibi Al: You should have thought of that BEFORE you put a hole in the ceiling!
Mr Grimm95: ::glances back and pities::
Mr Grimm95: it was my dragon
XNytWyndX: ::shakes her head, still laughing:: this is too funny..
Mr Grimm95: and where is he?
Mr Grimm95: oh no..
Chibi Al: If you've got such great magic, why don't you just MAKE some money?
Mr Grimm95: ummm...Al...I have some bad news
Chibi Al: Conterfeit laws haven't been invented, yet! It's legal to do that!
XNytWyndX: ::looks back at mplove:: alrighty, you ready?
MarkNytshd: ::goes over to Emu::
Chibi Al: "counterfeit"
Mr Grimm95: my dragon, Bahamut, kinda of got sick and threw up all over your stools on the far side of t
MakoEyes13: ::sits back down and looks up at Mark::
Mr Grimm95: sorry about that, friend.
OnlineHost: â€œFF7Stantonâ€ has entered the room.
MarkNytshd: ...so this is how work is every day..?
Chibi Al: Clean it up!
Mr Grimm95: I'll use magic
Mr Grimm95: hold on
Mr Grimm95: ::checking spells::
Chibi Al: Fix the roof, too!
XNytWyndX: ::sticks the needle through her bellybutton::
FF7Stanton: :::Walks in:::
Mr Grimm95: Paradox magic will work..but it might destory the wood on the bar.
XNytWyndX: ::picks up the hoop and puts it in::
Mr Grimm95: oh well..I'l; give it a try
Chibi Al: The bar's made of stone.
Mr Grimm95: the top is wood though
Chibi Al: No, it's stone.
MarkNytshd: well...I'm going...I dont seem to fit in here very well...
Mr Grimm95: then why is it brown?
Chibi Al: I PAINTED IT!
Mr Grimm95: yes, Mark, you leave you coward
Mr Grimm95: oh
MakoEyes13: I'm sorry, mun's laughing her ass off..
Mr Grimm95: ok then
Chibi Al: Just fix everything, dammit!!
Mr Grimm95: By the power within me...I summon ::PARADOX::
Mr Grimm95: ::room ingites with glowing light::
MarkNytshd: ::is ignoring Grimm by the way...::
Mr Grimm95: ::streaks move in all directions::
Mr Grimm95: ::light fades down::
MakoEyes13: I'll be back at the house later..
Chibi Al: ((Don't worry, Mark. I'm saving all this. I'll send you a copy!))
Mr Grimm95: ::revealing a spotless bar::
Mr Grimm95: IT WORKED!!!!!
XNytWyndX: ::looks back at mplove:: there you go, all done..
MakoEyes13: ((::laughs:: You are??))
Mr Grimm95: now for the celing
Chibi Al: ((Always.))
MpLoVe45: thanks how much will it be?
MarkNytshd: ...well...you just seem too busy to really be with me right now..
XNytWyndX: 10 gp.
Mr Grimm95: I can't do the ceiling, Al
Mr Grimm95: sorry
Chibi Al: FIX THE CEILING!!
MpLoVe45: ::hands her the gp's and stands::
Mr Grimm95: how?
MakoEyes13: I do too..
Mr Grimm95: my magic is powerful
Chibi Al: Or gimme two thousand gold!
XNytWyndX: ::smiles:: no problem..
MpLoVe45: ta ta folks
MpLoVe45: ::walks out::
Mr Grimm95: but nothing that makes a celing is in my spell book
XNytWyndX: ::sits back down at the bar::
Mr Grimm95: I can make things float up to you like pieces of wood if u want to build it
Mr Grimm95: I'm too lazy to do it myself.
XNytWyndX: ::takes another handful of popcorn::
Chibi Al: Then use your useless spellbook to make money, and just gimme 2 thousand gold.
Mr Grimm95: popcorn is invented yet!
MarkNytshd: ...I dunno...I'm just screwed up...
Mr Grimm95: only us sages of time know of popcorn!
Mr Grimm95: I can't make money
Chibi Al: Why? Counterfeit laws haven't been invented, yet..
XNytWyndX: ::looks at a piece of popcorn:: this.. isn't invented yet?
Mr Grimm95: my power is not in that field
MakoEyes13: It's just hectic here now..and mun is distracted..
Mr Grimm95: wait//maybe I can
Mr Grimm95: I need something first
Mr Grimm95: Emukina
Mr Grimm95: ::approuches Emukina::
MarkNytshd: ...nah..I'm just too screwed up for anything anymore...
Chibi Al: ::sighs::
Mr Grimm95: ::glares into her eyes::
Mr Grimm95: ::uses seducing materia::
XNytWyndX: ::shakes her head:: this is getting old fast..
Chibi Al: Dammit, grimm.. Just gimme ten bucks!
Mr Grimm95: Now, Emukina, let go...
Chibi Al: I can fix the ceiling with ten bucks.
Mr Grimm95: ..u cannot resist my magic..
Chibi Al: Grimm.. um..
Mr Grimm95: give in
Chibi Al: Emukina's impervious to magic..
Mr Grimm95: :;glares deeper::
MarkNytshd: ::laughs at the newbie/moder:: this is getting rediculous...
Mr Grimm95: Emukina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will make you my wife!
Chibi Al: You're gonna get your face bashed in, in a second..
Mr Grimm95: So that you can build the roof for me
MakoEyes13: ::sighs and shoves Grimm away::
MakoEyes13: My lord, what's with you?
MarkNytshd: ((just ignore the friggin newbie...))
MakoEyes13: ((half of me is..))
Mr Grimm95: ::summons all the powers of Materia::
OnlineHost: â€œGargouilIeâ€ has entered the room.
Mr Grimm95: ::glares with the most powerful magic into Emukina's eyes""
Chibi Al: Gahd Dammit, Grimm.. I'll fix the frickin' ceiling..
Chibi Al: JUST GIMME MY TEN BUCKS!!!
MarkNytshd: ((::finally decides to hit the ignore button next to grimms name::))
Mr Grimm95: on one condition
Chibi Al: What's that?
Mr Grimm95: U're a part time priest...We Emukina and I.
Mr Grimm95: Wed rather
MarkNytshd: ...well I'm going...
Mr Grimm95: We will be married now
GargouilIe: ::She steps inside quietly, RhyDin's shadows and miserys hugging at her ankles::
XNytWyndX: ::laughs:: and that's really gonna happen..
Mr Grimm95: And you shall be the preist
Chibi Al: I'm a part-time priest?
MakoEyes13: I'll be at the house later..::glances around the room::
Mr Grimm95: yes..and u have the power to Wed two individuals
Chibi Al: ::looks at Wynd:: When did this happen?
Mr Grimm95: ::grabs Emukina's arm::
MarkNytshd: ::turns to the door::
Mr Grimm95: quick..do it
XNytWyndX: ::shrugs:: beats me..
MakoEyes13: Really Grimm? Then how about me and Mark get married?
Mr Grimm95: Mark is a cowatd
MakoEyes13: ::jogs after Mark::
Mr Grimm95: marry me
MakoEyes13: ::skids to a stop in front of him::
Mr Grimm95: and you will be powerful
Mr Grimm95: ::holds her arm firmly::
MakoEyes13: ::gives him a hug:: I'll seeyas later then..
GargouilIe: ::Seeing she has no place her, she turns and steps back out the way she came::
Mr Grimm95: quick, Al..START THE CEREMONY
Chibi Al: I'M NOT A PRIEST!!
GargouilIe: ::Thinking it's a strange place to get married in::
Mr Grimm95: yes u r
Chibi Al: I am not!
MarkNytshd: ::nods:: ok...
Mr Grimm95: DO IT!!!!
MakoEyes13: And I'll be around later
Chibi Al: I'm a minister.
XNytWyndX: ::laughs:: according to him you're a priest..
Mr Grimm95: OR I'LL DESTROY YOUR BAR
Chibi Al: Just.. gimme my ten bucks.
XNytWyndX: he can destroy the bar, but can't fix the ceiling.. ::laughs:: i just don't understand it..
MarkNytshd: ::vanishes in a whirlwind of fire::
MakoEyes13: ::goes back to her seat at the bar::
Mr Grimm95: :;grabs her arm::
Mr Grimm95: MARRY ME OR DIE
Chibi Al: WHY WOULD I MARRY YOU!?!
MakoEyes13: ::laughs hystarically as Al yells::
Mr Grimm95: NOT YOU, YOU FOOL
Mr Grimm95: HER!!!
Mr Grimm95: THAT'S IT'
Mr Grimm95: I SUMMON THE GODS OF MATERIA
Chibi Al: Grimm.. Just gimme my ten bucks.
Mr Grimm95: THE PROTECTORS OF THE SECRET RELM
Chibi Al: "realm"
XNytWyndX: grimm.. stop.. my stomach hurts from laughing so much.
Mr Grimm95: I COMMEND YOU.......PLEASE...WED US
Chibi Al: "command"
Mr Grimm95: SHUT UP MORTAL
MakoEyes13: ::keeps laughing::
Mr Grimm95: YOU'RE BAR IS DOOMED
Mr Grimm95: AS R U
Mr Grimm95: NOW!
Chibi Al: "are you"
Mr Grimm95: Emukina
Chibi Al: "your"
MakoEyes13: ::laughs harder as Al corrects Grimm::
Mr Grimm95: SAY YOU'LL MARY ME
Chibi Al: "marry"
XNytWyndX: ::continues to laugh::
MakoEyes13: ::falls off the bar stool and drops her her knees, laughing uncontrolably::
Mr Grimm95: MY SPELLING IS NOT PART OF THE MATGIC
Mr Grimm95: MAGIC
Mr Grimm95: 'SO HUCH
Mr Grimm95: HUSHC
Chibi Al: What the hell?
XNytWyndX: ::laughs harder::
Mr Grimm95: HUSHC
Mr Grimm95: HUSH
Chibi Al: I don't even know what he's saying, there..
Mr Grimm95: I CAN'T SPELL
Mr Grimm95: GODS WHY?
Mr Grimm95: WHY HAVE U DONE THIS?
Chibi Al: "you"
Mr Grimm95: I AM A BAD SPELLER
XNytWyndX: i.. can't.. take.. much.. more.. of... this...
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Mr Grimm95: MY CHI IS BAD
Mr Grimm95: OKONKWO!!!!!!!!
Mr Grimm95: KISS ME!!!!!!!!!!
Chibi Al: Your chi is bad, yet your magic is good?
MakoEyes13: ::curls over, still laughing::
Mr Grimm95: NO NOT OKNONKWO
XNytWyndX: jeeeeeez grimm, do you need to scream everything?
Mr Grimm95: Emukina
Mr Grimm95: SHE MUST
Chibi Al: They, uh, kinda go hand-in-hand, buddy..
MakoEyes13: Hey look, my name wasn't yelled..
Mr Grimm95: my chi is good
Mr Grimm95: my magicis good
Mr Grimm95: when a man says yes..so does his chi
MakoEyes13: ((Nice cousin..!!))
Chibi Al: "Your kung-fu is good!"
Chibi Al: ((Obscure video game reference, there. Tell me the game, and win a..
Chibi Al: MYSTERY DRINK!!!
Chibi Al: ))
MakoEyes13: ((Dun dun dunn..lemme think..))
Mr Grimm95: I SUMMON MY POWER OF SEDUCTION!!!!
Mr Grimm95: HAHAHAHAHHA
Chibi Al: Dammit, Grimm..
MakoEyes13: ((Don't know..))
Mr Grimm95: DAMN YOU, MORTAL
XNytWyndX: GRIMM! QUIT SCREAMING!
Chibi Al: Emukina can't be won over by magic.
Mr Grimm95: YOUR BAR STINKS
Chibi Al: I already tried that.
Mr Grimm95: AND THE ROOT BEAR IS SOUR
Mr Grimm95: I WANTED APPLE PIE!!!!!!
XNytWyndX: jeeez. my stomach hurts from laughing, i'll get a headache from the screaming..
Mr Grimm95: I NEVER GOT IT!!!
MakoEyes13: ::raises an eyebrow at Al::
Chibi Al: WE DON'T HAVE ANY APPLE PIE!!!!
Mr Grimm95: MARRY ME Emukina OR i WILL KILL THE WORLD!!!
Chibi Al: ::looks at Mousse with a "play along" look::
Mr Grimm95: U DO...MAKE ME APPLE PIE
Mr Grimm95: I AM A GOD..WE DERVES APPLE PIE
Chibi Al: "deserve"
XNytWyndX: GRIMM! enough with the screaming!
Mr Grimm95: NO..DESERT
Mr Grimm95: I WANT DESRT
Chibi Al: "dessert"
Mr Grimm95: I SCREAM AS I PLEASE
Mr Grimm95: I WON'T DESERT...AS IN A SANDY PLACE
Mr Grimm95: WANT
Ska980: any girls here have there bellybutton pierced
Mr Grimm95: ARRRRRRRRGHH
Mr Grimm95: ME CAN'T TALK
Mr Grimm95: GODS
Chibi Al: Chill out, dude. ::dumps ice water on Grimm::
Mr Grimm95: CHI
Mr Grimm95: I KILL THEE
Mr Grimm95: ARRRRRGH
Mr Grimm95: ok..I'm done
XNytWyndX: ::looks at the "ignore" button:: very tempting..
Mr Grimm95: ...
Chibi Al: Can I have my ten bucks, now?
Mr Grimm95: so how is everyone today?
MakoEyes13: ::pulls herself up and sits down at the bar stool again::
Mr Grimm95: sure, Al
Mr Grimm95: :;hands ten bucks::
Chibi Al: Now?
Chibi Al: Thanks.
Mr Grimm95: Ummmm....Al
Chibi Al: ::points at the ceiling, and it's fixed!::
Chibi Al: ::puts the ten bucks in the cash register:: Yeah?
Mr Grimm95: you think you could try and make an apple pie?
Chibi Al: Sorry. Pie store is down the street.
Mr Grimm95: it's closed
Chibi Al: Nah, it's open.
Chibi Al: I was in there, just before I opened up.
Mr Grimm95: is it? sweet mother of mercy
Chibi Al: I had me some sweet lemon merengue pie.
Mr Grimm95: I'll be back in a sec..
Mr Grimm95: ::exits::
Chibi Al: Take your time!
MakoEyes13: ((..are all your relatives like that? ^_^))
XNytWyndX: ((i feel bad for you if they are..))
Chibi Al: ((Fortunately, no.))
Chibi Al: ((He, uh, hasn't left yet.))
Mr Grimm95: ::I'm back::
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Chibi Al: ((He's not usually like that, either.. ::shrugs::))
Mr Grimm95: and I saw what you said
Mr Grimm95: that was very mean
Chibi Al: I didn't say anything!
Mr Grimm95: I just had two IBC cream sodas (in real life) so go easy
MakoEyes13: Wha'd we say?!
NiteMckeen: ~~pulls up in his hummer as the engine roars and he screeches to a stop~~
Mr Grimm95: ((i feel bad for you if they are..))
Mr Grimm95: ((..are all your relatives like that? ^_^)
Mr Grimm95: I was kidding, people
Chibi Al: I didn't say any of that..
Mr Grimm95: ya know...a joke?
Mr Grimm95: I'm not talking to you, Andy
Mr Grimm95: geez.
MakoEyes13: ::hears the screech::
Mr Grimm95: I'm talking to them.
Chibi Al: Uh.
Mr Grimm95: I was playing along the role playng game.
Mr Grimm95: isn' that what we started doing?
Chibi Al: Yeah.. you punks.
XNytWyndX: ::looks at em:: what'd we say?
NiteMckeen: ~~kops out and walks in~~
MakoEyes13: ::looks at Wynd:: I think we said..hi? Well that was a long time ago..
NiteMckeen: ~~heads towards the counter~~
Chibi Al: ::to Nite:: Hi. Can I help you?
MakoEyes13: ::looks at Nite also::
Mr Grimm95: It was a game people..geez.
Mr Grimm95: forgot the comma
Chibi Al: ((What he's saying is that you two were assuming that his character and his RL persona were
NiteMckeen: yes i want my cartirledge pierced
Chibi Al: one and the same. Which they aren't.))
MakoEyes13: ((Ohh..I think..))
Chibi Al: Ooh. You'd have to see Wynd about a piercing.
Mr Grimm95: thanks you, Chibi, that about sums it up.
NiteMckeen: do you do tattoos?
MakoEyes13: Tha'd be my job, Nite
Chibi Al: Mako does the tattoos.
Chibi Al: I just serve the drinks!
Mr Grimm95: I'm going to kill Jose..this is going to use all my ink.
NiteMckeen: ~~walks to mako~~ok i want a tattoo
MakoEyes13: MYSTERY DRINKS!!!
Chibi Al: Dun dun dunn..
MakoEyes13: ::nods and picks up her bag:: Sure
MakoEyes13: Name's Emukina too, you can just call me Em.
Chibi Al: ::walks into the back room briefly:: ((brb))
NiteMckeen: i want a bleading rose on my arm
Mr Grimm95: ?
NiteMckeen: im lance.....em
Mr Grimm95: ooookay
MakoEyes13: A bleeding rose on yer arm..okay, sit down
NiteMckeen: ~~sits down and looks around~~
MakoEyes13: What color is the rose?
Mr Grimm95: red
MakoEyes13: ::rolls up his sleeve::
MakoEyes13: Stem or no?
Mr Grimm95: stem
MakoEyes13: ::sets her backpack down::
NiteMckeen: well i already have a black rose so make this white with a stem
MakoEyes13: Thornes, right?
MakoEyes13: ::nods:: White rose
MakoEyes13: ::pulls out a few needles::
Mr Grimm95: no thorns!
MakoEyes13: ::lays them out::
MakoEyes13: ::cleans the skin on his arm off::
Mr Grimm95: :;yawn::
MakoEyes13: About how big?
MakoEyes13: ::brushes a strand of pink hair away from her face as she picks up a neddle::
NiteMckeen: not too big
NiteMckeen: just a little smaller than a real rose
MakoEyes13: ::fills the needle with a greyish-blackish-white?::
Mr Grimm95: big
MakoEyes13: ::nods once:: Okays
NiteMckeen: ((just white))
MakoEyes13: ::kneels down so she's eye level with his arm::
MakoEyes13: ((yeah for the outline tho ^_^ brb))
Mr Grimm95: the game is over, ya know
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Chibi Al: ::walks back out:: ((bak))
Chibi Al: ((WB!))
NiteMckeen: ~~thinks of the recent events and lets out a silent,deep demonic growl~~
MakoEyes13: ((I'm in trouble, I think))
Mr Grimm95: I gotta get going
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Chibi Al: See ya, Grimm.
Durii: ::skips in the door::
Mr Grimm95: see ya
Mr Grimm95: *goodbye*
Mr Grimm95: ::EXIT GRIMM::
MakoEyes13: ::raises the needle::
MakoEyes13: ::begins to sketch the outline of the rose::
Durii: ::looks around:: who owns this place?
Chibi Al: ::falls over laughing, now that Grimm's gone::
NiteMckeen: ~~remaines silent as he thinks~~
MakoEyes13: ::continues the outline:: Are you alright?
MakoEyes13: You seem kinda bothered
MakoEyes13: ::completes the petals::
Chibi Al: ::stands up, barely able to keep himself from falling over again in laughter::
XNytWyndX: ::laughs:: al, that was the most excitement this place has had in a while..
NiteMckeen: no.....not really........thats why i need this tattoo.....to keep my mind off something
Chibi Al: ::nods::
MakoEyes13: ::picks up another needle and fills it with dark green::
Durii: ::pulls her blue hair back into a ponytail and looks at Chibi::
MakoEyes13: ::grins at Al and Wynd::