Jason Simon, aka Parnth aka TPB Black Adam, is PsychoAndy's first online friend. They met in the Wizard Press chatroom on America Online, where Jason, under the screen name "Kakarotto7" was being attacked by Piccolo66 and Yuzuriha. Andy came to his defense, and together they thwarted the forces of evil! ...or something.

The nickname "Parnth" comes from Jason's online role-playing character, Parnth Nightstar. He currently goes by TPB Black Adam, named after the DC Comics character of the same name.